dis[re] 002

Dear User,

We understand you are trying to break out of the infection-reaction cycle, but this will require you to disconnect.

Unfortunately, one of the main allies that viruses have in their bid to spread malicious programs are the unfulfilled desires of computer users themselves.

The computer merely fulfills all the commands contained in a program, starting from the first one. If the first one says “copy my body, and the entirety of my being into two other programs,” the computer will do so, and the virus command will now be in two other programs.

When the computer starts running other “infected” programs, the virus will continue to spread all over the computer in a similar manner, not to mention, it will also be running rampant throughout your entire self.

As you know, viruses are locked in an endless struggle with anti-virus and security companies who are always trying to guess which advance will be taken advantage of next.

Current figures show that more than 90% of all viruses and malicious software are spread by using weaknesses in Microsoft Internet programs.

If you are using Windows, you are already infected. We understand that you must WANT us to infect you, but we will need to extract more information about you for our database before we can comply with your request.

Please remember to disable your cache.

Minimum memory is available.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

What most software companies will not tell you is:

Ultimately, anything you try to communicate will fail.

It will disappear or be destroyed; and it is entirely random.

There can be no forever with the network, only temporary engagement.

This is obvious, but we want your input.

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~ by ephemerror on Thursday, January 31, 2008.

One Response to “dis[re] 002”

  1. ephemerror, circa 2002, edited 2008 (pathetic)

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